The good news is the cure for Artificial Sweetener Disease is absolutely free and involves no doctor, no health insurance co-pays, and has zero side effects. Here is the secret cure for ASD: throw away your sugar free gum and candy, and then trash all foods and drinks you have that are labeled “light” and “zero.” Read the labels on everything, so you can filter out all artificial sweeteners from your products, including aspartame, sucralose, sorbitol, acesulfame-k, aspartic acid, and saccharine. As an alternative to poisoning yourself, try Xylitol or Stevia in order to cut calories, or simply eat more organic vegetables! If problems persist, take a list of everything you ate this week to your Naturopath or Nutritionist to analyze. Remember, if youre getting sick from moldy bread, dont look for a prescription drug to cure you, just stop eating moldy bread.

via Artificial Sweetener Disease; a new breed of sickness – Project Nsearch.

Alexander the Great had HORNS

Check out the coins of this geezers era and some show Alexander the Great had HORNS. This would suggest he was demonic.